.Jade.

Phone call from an asian analyst from TD - Toronto.

• Middle of a rush. Worst asian accent and phone conversation ever.
• Jade: Can you spell me your name so I can send you the file by email?
• Asian man: C like Carolina.
• Jade: Ok...
• Asian man: H like Home.
• Jade: Ok.......
• Asian man: O like Toronto.
• Jade: ....O... like.. Toronto.. .... That don't make NO SENSE!
• Asian man: I need files fow deemed earnings 2009
• Jade: I know!
• Asian man: Whah is yoh name?
• Jade: Jade.
• Asian man: Rake?
• Jade: yes. Rake. Let me call you back.
• **hang up**
• Jade: MORON.